Metaphorically Speaking

I’ve gotta get outta here. I’m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake.

– Relient K

How does a mushroom electrocute an ice cream cone?

– my boyfriend

Be careful taking a shower by yourself.

– my grandma

Have a good time, and remember: wear reflective tape, get lots of candy, and don’t put anything in your mouth that isn’t wrapped.

– Will to Jack (Will & Grace, season 1 episode 5, “Boo! Humbug”)

Words That Don’t Exist in the English Language

-lovefox:

L’esprit de escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.”

Waldeinsamkeit: (German) The feeling of being alone in the woods.

Meraki: (Greek) Doing something with soul, creativity, or love.

Forelsket: (Norwegian) The euphoria you experience when you are first falling in love.

Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.

Pochemuchka: (Russian) A person who asks a lot of questions.

Pena ajena: (Mexican Spanish) The embarrassment you feel watching someone else’s humiliation.

Cualacino: (Italian) The mark left on a table by a cold glass.

Ilunga: (Tshiluba, Congo) A person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time.


You have to be who you are. ‘Cause, if you’re not who you are, then… who are you?

– Doug Funnie

If you were a Pokémon card, you’d be a holographic one.

– my boyfriend

I am the luckiest.

Okay, I think that’s enough.


Love is a butterfly, which when pursued is just beyond your grasp, but if you will sit down quietly it may alight upon you

– Nathaniel Hawthorne
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